Where to begin? Things have been bustling these past two weeks and there has been no time to write. This was further complicated by my minor foot injury which has Leah in a paranoid state of distress. I am perfectly capable of nursing my wound myself with frequent licking.... But Leah insists on constantly examining it. She feels it has gotten quite worse since she first noticed it at the time of my last post. Of course it 'tis but a scratch. Nevertheless she and her friend June pinned me down Saturday evening to poke and prod at it. They then rubbed ointment into the puncture and wrapped and bandaged it ( excessively I might add) with gauze and tape. I promptly removed all these things while they were out to dinner and cleaned the hole thoroughly with my tongue. The rest of the weekend involved phone calls to Grandma and other friends about taking me to the vet on Monday morning. Having overheard these discussions I licked my wound vigorously Sunday into Monday and luckily it had shown great improvement this morning. Upon this mornings examination, Leah showed a great deal of indecision about the trip to the vet. She photographed my foot repeatedly. Spent many minutes on the phone with her friend Amy ( a vet) and today put me through the horror of soaking my foot in an epsom salt bath....but no trip to the vet. Dodged a bullet on that one.
Last week was just one constant state of upheaval. The old farm house we live in was having some repairs. On Monday morning a group of men in work boots came in and tore down the living room ceiling. While debris was raining down from above the farm workers also came in to carry out piles of junk and garbage that past employees have left here, as well as the debris from the ceiling. This involved a lot of clunking around and the nerve-wracking uncertainty that something might be dropped on my head at any moment. I therefore spent most of last Monday hiding securely under the bench in the kitchen. An excellent makeshift bunker from which to observe the goings on but at least have some overhead protection. Nessarose was so upset she ate two more pairs of Leah's panties.
Thankfully Leah had the good sense to move us out of the house for the rest of the week as the construction continued. We moved in just a couple of miles down the road to her friend Annemarie's. Annemarie had gone to another planet for work, and we were in charge of the house, the property, and the two dogs and cats. Nessarose and I are not allowed to meet the cats. They are confined to a potting shed. Leah forbade us from going inside, insisting that we might disrupt the peaceful calm of the kitty nest. I just wanted to sample the cat poo from the litterbox, but never had the opportunity.
Annemarie's house is a cozy 2 bedroom kind of bungalow on about two acres. It is nestled against the creek in the bottom of a kind of gorge. The lot is wooded and peaceful. Of course two acres is large enough and I take our responsibilties VERY seriously. Leah doesn't let us out for long periods of time, so I have to do my best when I am free to mark the territory well (to discourage bears and dragons of course). She never gives me adequate time to inspect the whole site, and I fear I neglected the corner nearest the head of the driveway, since Leah is constantly calling me back to her whenever I head near the road. I would ignore her but she has been carrying "canine carry-out" treats in her pockets and coming to call has had its rewards of late!
The house is much easier to patrol, and it has large windows all around which enable me to keep an eye on the outside simultaneously. I was quite pleased to arrive and find that Annemarie had left me my own water bowl. She had converted a large mixing bowl into a water dish and labeled it: Man Dog Water Bowl. Clearly this was for me, since I am the only Man Dog. Annemarie is owned by two miniature dachsunds, Miranda and Charlotte, or Mimi and CC. They are girls like Nessarose. I was relieved to find my own water dish since I prefer not to share with the females. Although as the week went on I caught all of them at my bowl at one time or another. The dachsunds have no hair or fur so they are ALWAYS cold. This is the main reason our walks are so short. They are so cold they use all their pee at once, and have no interest in marking the property. All the more reason I need to do my own due diligence. Clearly Annemarie understands the problem having left me such a large supply of water to convert for marking. How else can we keep the bears and dragons away? ( Excellent thinking Annemarie!)
We spend most of our time in the bungalow in the master bedroom. There is a giant bed. Plenty of room for 3 dogs and Leah (Mimi and CC are so small they only count as one full dog, hence...3 dogs.) The TV is in the bedroom, so Leah tends to eat in bed. Nessarose and I are fed in the laundry room. This is because the small weiner dogs are so voracious they might try to fight us for our food, and Leah says they are too tiny for that. I think it is because she feeds them more meat in their kibble than we get in ours, but I hadn't enough time to prove this.
As I mentioned the bed is enormous! I like to stretch out on the other pillow, although the first two nights I somehow wriggled in my sleep between the mattress and the wall and became lodged there. I had to be helped out in the middle of the night, it was really quite the embarrassment. Of course I had to sleep so close to the wall because of the weiners. As I mentioned they are always cold so they burrow beneath the covers like plump worms. And I do mean they burrow....they wriggle and burrow and squirm around. I am a terrier lest we forget, and I have to quell centuries of refined high-bred instincts to keep from "going to ground" after them. Sometimes I grumble just to let them know. The whole thing makes me uncomfortable. Anyone who is familiar with the movie "Dune" should understand. But, the weiner dogs have never emerged from the blankets with their jaws gaping and teeth bared so I suppose they are not as dangerous as the Dune worms. Though a proper man-dog can never be too careful.
Rumor has it I'm getting a haircut on Wednesday. I hope they leave me some cover for warmth. This means I am probably having a bath as well. So much for my lovely patina....