Before earth's soft hand explored your shape, and melted her snows...."
I plagiarized this. I make no apologies. If you can be first to name the source of it- Leah will buy you a steak dinner( I would buy the steak dinner, but I have no money.) I just changed a few words. And google is cheating. You should just know it.
Our brief winter- so short lived! We had a week of beautiful snowy wonderfulness, but it has all melted away to mud. I am extremely fond of mud, but it leads to several unpleasantries. Most gratuitous of these?? BAThING.
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| Oh horrible! Horrible! |
1) I am in a sink
2) I am soaking wet
3) I am in a sink
4) I am covered in foul smelling, patina- stripping soap
5) I am in a sink.
I was toweled dry, which was fabulous. The only tolerable part of being bathed really. Then I was abandoned for the entire night. Left alone with the alien, Nessarose. No human in the bed to sleep close to, NO ONE! I hate New York City. I found out this morning that I was actually invited to the party there, but she took someone else.
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| This is not real |
To add insult to injury- This THING has suddenly appeared. Leah says it is my bust and I should not be so touchy about it. She says it is a great honor to be immortalized in sculpture. I don't know what a bust is. But if this is parading around in my place I find it unacceptable!
Well be forewarned. I forecast a conspicuous increase in mischief. Impending. Storm conditions possible.
Bathed and mocked!
THIS IS NOT REAL!!!
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